Twix chat

Sean: “Ryan, whatcha pooping for?”

Ryan: “Ah Sean, can you get me some toilet paper please?”

Sean: “Sure," speeding away.

Ryan: “MOMMMMMMMM! Can you come wipe my butt?”

Mom: “Can you take care of that yourself?”

Sean: “Ryan, I didn’t want to wipe my own butt either.”

Worst Mom Ever

At dessert time one night, the twix decided they wanted Cheesecake. They loved every scrumptious bite.

Alex and Andrew asked for ice cream sandwiches. As I dished out the sandwiches, the twix started whining.

Ryan, "OHHH! I want one tooooo." Followed by a "Wah" and a "Wah."

Sean figured he might as well see if he could get a second dessert, "What about me?!!!!"

"You guys had cheesecake, Alex and Andrew wanted these instead of cheesecake," I explained.

"Ahhhhh!!!!" they started to really complain.

Alex interrupted before they could really get going with, "We know, we know, Mom's the worst mom ever."

Andrew was extremely disturbed, "HEY!!! ALEX! Don't say that about Mom...."