Coyotes

"Mommy. I have to tell you something. I don't wanna move to Suttern California."

"Why, it's lovely, beaches, mountains, Disneyland?"

"I don't care about that. There are coyotes there that are looking at more than small pets for their dinner," Andrew confided.

"What? Where did you hear this?"

"Animal Planet. Children, Mommy. The guy who does the scary animals stories meant children."