Shameless

Today at soccer (Alex plays and Andrew plays, on different fields of course), I took the twix to Andrew's game and realized that I needed the umbrella. Summer is not over yet and the sun was baking us.

So I went back to the car and told Ryan and Sean to stay right on the grass and I'd be right back. I went the 20 feet to the car and back. I slowed way down on my way back. You see Ryan had dropped his shorts and undies and peed right there in the middle of the soccer moms. I could have gotten away with the whole "never met him" "don't know whose he is," except, all the Paysonites (many who I don't know) recognized him as a Devlin twix.

Bet ya didn't know we were the family famous for peeing in soccer fields.