Andy's Story

Andy is very fond of stories about a 3 year old LITTLE boy with brown hair and brown eyes. Usually these are told at times when he needs to calm down -- nap time, bed time, just general quiet time.

One morning during breakfast, Andy tells the following story to Alex.

"Once upon a Ttt-ime. (PAUSE) There was a BIG boy with brown hair and brown eyes. He was not 3 years old, because he was bigger. It was breakfast. B End." (He always says B End instead of The End.)

To which, Alex responds, "That's it. That's the whole story."

Andy responds, "Yep." Luckily he missed all hints at sarcasm.