Resolutions and Revolutions

Alex: "Mommy, I know you're having a hard time keeping your revolutions from Janunary 1st."

Mommy: "Huh? What do you mean?" I thought I was doing alright -- lost 2 pounds, yelling less, taking parenting classes to create more peace, etc.

Alex: "Well, its hard to be a better mom when the babies are always ruining things."

Guess I'm not doing as well as I thought.