As we drove around Orem Saturday "shopping" (Devlin for things we'd buy if we had moula), we passed a car dealership. It had big blow up suited figured bent over a ballon that said "Sale."

Let me say that just down the road is a business that sells all the gear a Mormon missionary needs and they have a very similarly clad blow up figure carrying a Book of Mormon.

I thought (and unfortunately uttered), "Scarificing Missionaries?" I was trying to figure out how that had anything to do with selling cars and wouldn't it offend the BYU-ites that own/live/breath Orem...

As Mark laughed hysterically, it came to me. It not be a missionary at all, but Brent Brown, the car dealer who will "bend over backward" to sell you a car.