Topped himself

This afternoon after a morning of errands, Andrew would not put down his baseball bat. He tried carrying it on his shoulder, across his back, using it as a cane and finally between his legs.

"Mommy look when I hold my bat like this it looks like I have a really long p*****."

Yes, my 4 year old said that. We had to have the privacy talk, the we don't talk about the parts of our body that make potties, etc.