My wedding band

I have a wedding set -- engagement ring and wedding band -- very beautiful. The most beautiful ring in the world.

I also have a plain wedding band to wear when being housewife/mom of tots. My plain band went missing when I found Seany sitting on my dresser.

I searched high and low. I grilled him. I emptied out the garbage, I refused to vacuum. I did not find my missing band.

Seany ate a very messy peanut butter & jelly sandwich. I stripped him. As he's shorts came off, out of his pocket came my ring. He laughed hysterically.