Andrew: "Mommy, this is very important."
Mommy: "What is very important?"
Andrew: "If we get locked out of our house, Santa can come down from the Norf Pole and unlock our door for us."
Mommy: "Yes?"
Andrew: "Yes, he can use his Santa key. That's the key only he can use. His Santa key won't even work if YOU try to use it, Mommy."
Mommy: "Maybe we better hide a key for Mommy."
Andrew annoyed: "Mommy, you aren't wistening to me! Santa can come DOWN from the NORF POLE and UNLOCK the door for US!"
Mommy: "Ah, yes. Right." Note to self: hide key outside, BEFORE Andrew locks us out to test his theory.
PS Andrew believes the North Pole is actually called Norf Pole, that is not a mispronunciation.
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