Today, while I've been occupied helping Andrew with his throwing up and other unpleasantries, the twix and the puppy got up to no good.
The twix:
1. threw the remote behind the entertainment center when Alex made to turn off the TV
2. emptied a half bottle of syrup onto the kitchen floor
3. dumped an entire cup of milk onto the kitchen floor into which they poured the cereal crumbs
4. locked me out of the house
5. tore open 54 packets of sweet n low and dumped them all out
6. refused to potty on the potty chair than immediately upon receiving a pull-up, filled it
7. took the puppy out of her pen
8. let the puppy roam free around the carpet
The puppy:
1. peed on the carpet when the twix did number 8
Who would you keep?
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1 week ago
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I say you keep all kids, pets and husbands at home and you leave and go pamper yourself for the day!
V. Funny.
Just found #9, all the chicken cubes all over the back yard.
You are keeping a good blackmale tally on your blog for when the twix grow up and start dating..
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